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Would You Rather? With Velvet Valhalla EP-01

1/7/2015

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Hello Everyone!

      Welcome to my brand new website and the very first episode of my new podcast! This has been a project that has been about 6 months in the making. Today we are finally ready to give you guys episode one!
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Pokémon, this show needs your love and attention to achieve its mega evolution. Your feedback helps us entertain you guys, and that is what this thing is all about.

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See you next Would You Rather? Wednesday,

Velvet Valhalla


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Show Notes:

This weeks panel:

Nigel Agnew

Conor Doyle

Jacky Menagh - http://torontorollerderby.com/

Andrew Parker - www.dorkshelf.com

Your host: Velvet Valhalla - www.VelvetValhalla.com

Produced by: Alex Woodside

Running time: 00:57:19

00:00:13 - Velvet and producer Alex Woodside speak about how this show started

00:03:55 - What can you expect from our shows and questions?

00:05:30 - DO NOT LISTEN IF YOUR
OFFENDABLE!!!

00:06:17 - January 18th, Would You Rather? with Velvet Valhalla LIVE at the central information

00:08:35 - Guest panel introductions

00:09: 50- Jacky drops the knowledge on Toronto roller derby -
http://torontorollerderby.com/

00:11:57 - European story time with International Village Idiot, Conor Doyle

00:00:00 - Cinema work story time with Andy Parker

00:18:23 - First question! (finally!)

You suffer from a genetic abnormality.

Would you rather;

Have a mouth so small that you can only eat foods in paste or liquid form,

Or a mouth like a snake’s, which forces you to eat things whole.


00:21:50 - Conor knows nothing about snakes

00:23:30 - You can still eat pussy with a snake jaw?

00:24:15 - Snake tongue shocker?

00:26:44 - Would You Rather LIVE Promo! More information above in the LIVE section of this site

00:27:37 -Second question!

You are in desperate need of a partner to enter into a rap battle with.

Would you rather;

have William Shakespeare on your team,

or Kross of Kris-Kross.


00:29:20 - Hip-Hop skool with DJ A.N.D.Y. Parker

00:30:55 - Best free styles ever recorded

00:33:00 -
Third Question!

There is a legitimate threat against your life, and you must hire a security team to protect you around the clock.

Would you rather;

be protected by The Ninja Turtles,

or The Power Rangers.

00:33:33 - Conor schools the panel in current events

00:39:03 - Do you want giant robot dinosaurs protecting you?

00:40:05 -
Fourth Question!

You have been given the power of flight.

Would you rather;

be able to fly whenever you please but are saddled with the uncontrollable urge to migrate for the seasons.

Or at will, go through a chrysalis process in which you must gorged yourself on food, spin yourself a cocoon and grow stunning butterfly wings, which then only last a few weeks.


00:42:33 - Velvet potentially offends guests nice enough to join the show (not because she is a girl)

00:45:09 - Butterfly Beefcake!

00:46:28 - Flying Nigels life of crime

00:50:15 - 
The Nemesis question closer!

Who would you rather have as your nemesis;

Sauron the Darklord of Middle Earth,

or Wicket and the Ewoks.


00:51:39 - Jacky loses geek cred

00:53:47 - Describe an Ewok?

00:54:30 - Reasons to not fuck with Ewoks

00:56:20 - Show close and Panel goodbyes!

Follow Velvet on Social media! Links located in the sidebar!

See you all next week!



Music Credit: "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com
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    Would You Rather? with Velvet Valhalla is a podcast about making decisions. Each week Velvet will welcome a panel of 4 guests to debate wacky and thought provoking questions, for our shared amusement. Sometimes offensive but always funny, Would you Rather? with Velvet Valhalla (released every Wednesday) is just the right dose of comedy to get you through your hump day.

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