Here we go on another Wednesday and are now one month into this beast! I cant say it enough, the response for the show has been amazing. After 3 episodes were on the cusp of 300 total downloads and that blows my mind! Lets keep this going people! Join me on this longship as we raid the coastal villages for audio plunder and you shall all get equal shares of the booty! Praise Odin!
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See you next Would You Rather? Wednesday!
This weeks panel:
Brian Dunn - The Matt Philips Show
Producer Alex Woodside
Your host: Velvet Valhalla - www.VelvetValhalla.com
Produced by: Alex Woodside
Running time: 01:04:23
00:00:13 - Producer Alex Woodside and Velvet go over the happenings of the last week.
00:01:53 - We announce the new location for the next LIVE! Would You Rather Show! The Victory in the Annex Village! February 15th on Valentines weekend! Come have fun!
00:04:30 - We talk about the next live shows gimmick!! The Valhalla Award will be given out!
00:07:24 - Panel introductions! Starting with Producer Alex Woodside who is a million miles away in his own universe!
00:08:25 - The international Village Idiot, the most famous person on the show and its breakout star! Conor Doyle says his hello's
00:10:48 - Velvet Boo's our next panelist Christine! who tells us about grooming cats.
00:13:04 - Intro to an old friend and panelist this week Brian!
00:15:29 - Question 1!!
While out on daily errands you run afoul of a Gypsy Woman who curses you.
Would you rather, be haunted by the poltergeists of Lary and Mo of the three stooges.
Or Bill Cosby haunts your dreams.
00:016:15 - Brian thinks this question is easy. He even pffts!
00:17:36 - Christine and Brian talk about how the 2 stooges would be involved with building Toronto condos
00:18:19 - Conor prompts Velvet to start a terrible Bill Cosby impersonation. Which continues all episode.
00:19:35 - Alex asks how much pain the ghosts would allow you to go through to help the bit.
00:20:19 - Christine has the best worst plan ever
00:21:39 - The panel explores what a Freddy Kruger-esque Bill Cosby dream daemon would be like.
00:23:17 - Question 2!!!
You have decided to try a new high scale restaurant that is getting rave reviews.
Would you rather eat a soup of your own mucus
or a poutine made from your high school acne
00:23:29 - Conor answers and Christine almost throws up! Conor doesn't help the situation.
00:24:21 - Christine tells the story about why this gross question wants to make her vomit.
00:25:14 - Alex asks about how the Acne oils are used in the poutine then gives his opinion
00:26:23 - Conor likens the soup to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy ooze. Its also like the ghost busters pink slime. i remember playing with that alot.
00:27:09 - Velvet fails at 80's music. Which sucks because if she listens to music its always 80's pop. Take the time to listen to Simple minds don't you forget about me.
00:28:30 - Question 3!!!
You have been kidnapped by a malicious toy maker, and you must strike a bargain with him to spare your life.
Would you rather have your face become like a Mr.potato head.
Or have your torso replaced with slinky.
00:30:28 - Alex breaks down what the deal is with the Potato head face.
00:31:53 - Conor asks the great question about where your insides are with a slinky body. Its like the internet with protein!
00:32:31 - The usual talk about how to use the potato head for a life of crime. This happens almost every question.
00:33:38 - Conor tells us about how he will be an action star with a slinky body!
00:34:38 - Brian is all about rocking it with the low-riders with a slinky body. He however is not down with a slinky body
00:36:20 - Brian is also the first kind hearted soul who would not use his new powers and/or deformities to rob banks and be a general hooligan. What a good guy!
00:36:42 - Alex (that jerk) ruins everything for Brian by saying he would scare everyone.
00:37:14 - Alex Woodside would blow Mr. Potatohead. He also wants to fuck with people.
00:38:00 - SUSPENDERS!
00:39:06 - Question 4!!
A war in space needs new foot soldiers to help the cause.
Would you rather fight bugs from starship troopers
or Klingons from star trek.
00:39:26 - The Bill Cosby returns. The current events section of the show begins.
00:40:18 - Conor breaks down Klingon's and why fighting them would be best
00:41:48 - We establish what time period in the Star ship troopers universe were in.
00:43:06 - Based on Warf getting knocked out all the time Christine thinks fighting Klingons is the way.
00:43:32 - Brian tells us about his childhood and his love of Warf.
00:44:36 - Brian like the idea of unisex showers. he wants to take a long how one with ALLL the ladies.
00:45:10 - Alex asks what your armed with while fighting the Klingon's.
00:46:02 - Brian asks how hard it is to clean the Holo-deck.
00:46:23 - Christine brings up ogling the ladies with the short skirt uniforms. I would have bet on Conor.
00:48:05 - We talk about how much more terrifying it is when the Bugs surprise you over the Klingon.
00:48:36 - We talk space P.T.S.D. and not giving a fuck about bugs.
00:49:03 - Alex ponders what it would be like to get into a bugs head.
00:49:49 - Brian addresses the Klingon killing panelists.
00:50:26 - Velvet discusses what is the most Klingon thing to do.
00:51:19 - The Nemesis question!
Who would you rather have as your nemesis.
00:51:25 - Brian shoots first almost directly off the top. Then has an agonizing time vocalizing out the answers.
00:53:33 - Christine brings up a brilliant move to fight the Feminists.
0055:00 - Alex Woodside is on the attack to take down both groups!
00:56:25 - Conor goes over how to get at P.E.T.A. and would do it for free.
00:58:12 - Conor wants P.E.T.A. to paint him as the victim
00:58:26 - The panels opinions are swaying Alex Woodsides opinion. Hes still looking to go on the attack.
01:00:31 - Conor asks is P.E.T.A. are terrorists. He mentions in some animals rights groups are in Ireland are borderline terrorists.
01:01:48 - The panel comes to the conclusion that its hard to oppose feminists without looking like an asshole.
01:02:45 - Brian outlines the plan for targeting the feminists.
01:03:44 - Panel is OVER! Drop the mics!!
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