Just in time for Valentines were delivering you a show unlike any other! Its our Valentines special! Budding romance! Relationship crisis! Strange sexual occurrences! and we also close the show with a nemesis question that turns our panel on its head! We hear real passion and heartfelt reasonings! Yes ladies and gentlemen, take off your pants and sit back for the sexiest hour of pod casting on the internet. #50shadesofvelvet
After you listen to this weeks podcast with or without company (make sure if you listen as a group to download it once for each person) come on out this Sunday Febuary 15th for the next LIVE would you rather recording! Its going to be a monumental evening as our live audience will help us hand out our first ever Valhalla award for best picture! Along with that we will also have a SECOND show! In the same night! At only one ticket price!! We are nuts and you would be too if you didn't come out this weekend! Follow this link for event details and tickets are available on the LIVE! section of this here website!
One last thing, Blog TO is running a poll to find Toronto's favorite podcast. Sadly as a newer podcast in the city we didn't make it on the main list BUT they have a write in section at the bottom of the poll! So I am asking you to go out there and write in a vote for your favorite podcast hosted by a drag entertainer. I will even make it dead easy. Just follow the steps below...
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4 - Click VOTE
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This weeks panel:
Your host: Velvet Valhalla - www.VelvetValhalla.com
Produced by: Alex Woodside
Running time: 00:57:04
00:00:31 - Producer Alex Woodside and Velvet start off sexy. PURE. AUDIO. SEX! #50shadesofvelvet
00:01:52 - Alex and Velvet discuss the true meaning of Valentines and what to expect on the panel!
00:03:18 - Live show talk! This Sunday February 15th at the Victory! Oscars spectacular spectacular!
00:05:23 - OUR SHOW IS OFFENSIVE!
00:05:45 - Email us!!! We need mail!!! We also made a slight format change. Tell us if you like it!
00:06:50 - The blog TO poll, more info in the body of this post. GO VOTE FOR US!
00:07:11 - Velvet is strong and is mighty. My god... does she know how to turn a phrase?
00:09:01 - The Panel intros begin!
00:09:23 - WE talk with Conor about his love life! I wish you could see his face, its amazing!
00:10:13 - Conor and Christine talks about his month of relationship trist.
00:10:40 - Velvet gets threatened with a shaking for the first time.
00:11:07 - We catch up with Nigel! Who hates Valentines!
00:11:40 - Betty Quirk teases us with her burlesque!
00:12:01 - Question 1!!
Your a Home wrecker. Your actions have caused the breakdown of a family unit.
Would you rather?
Have an extra marital affair with Tim the Toolman Taylor and destroy the family of home improvement
OR have an affair with Vivian Banks and destroy the family of The fresh prince of Bel-air.
00:12:45 - The panel discusses which Vivian Banks was the hottest. I am in the version 1 category. You can decide for yourself here!
00:13:10 - Velvet notes that were dealing with the characters from the shows and not the actors playing them!
00:13:50 - Conor makes Tim the Toolman Taylor cuming sound. He mostly sounds like a Voodoo Slide whistle
00:14:04 - Conor and Christine discuss Tim Taylor sex toys.
00:14:52 - Betty Qurik has no remorse for the Taylor family.
00:15:24 - Velvet takes a subtle jab at Conor and his veiled racism.
00:16:41 - Tools and Hardware distress Nigel. Hes an onion that man.
00:17:25 - Nigel enjoys the Conquest of Vivian banks.
00:18:20 - We will not have the kid from fresh prince. We are pre-small child.
00:19:23 - Conor reveals his innermost desires.
00:19:31 - not black Christine dies in her own lap.
00:20:18 - Question 2!!!
A scornful lover has cast a spell on you causing everyone who falls in love with you to act strangely.
Would you rather
they go flat as a barbie doll
or full on Helen Keller
00:21:18 - Nigel asks some questions and makes a shocking implication
00:21:45 - The panel discuss Barbies boobs.
00:22:32 - Conor reveals more of his innermost thoughts. This man...
00:23:26 - Betty Quick is a kind and gentle lover.
00:24:25 - Conor brings the panel DOWN! and almost kills Velvet! Fucking Conor.
00:25:18 - Betty Quick brings us back on track talking about how ripped Barbie/Ken dolls are
00:25:52 - Velvet uses this question as a test of love.
00:26:53 - Nigel is a man who know how to turn a phrase.
00:27:46 - Conor and Christine talk about how hot Helen Keller sex would be together.
00:28:06 - Velvet Breaks in with information about the next live show!
00:29:15 - Velvet talks with Betty Quirk about her Burlesque performances in Toronto.
00:31:06 - Velvet grills Nigel. Nigel is clearly uncomfortable, its hilarious.
00:32:15 - Conor chimes in just to get in the heavy dig.
00:32:52 - Question 3!!!
Before making woopie with a new partner for the first time they inform you of a strange occurrence when they climax.
Would you rather?
Upon climax they gain the biological traits of a fish and you must get into into water
or upon climax there bodies take on the properties of butter and you need to get them chilled
00:32:59 - Woopie breaks the panel.
00:34:25 - Conor has ideas. Ideas that actually work!
00:34:42 - Betty and Nigel have plans to fuck people with submerged heads.
00:35:24 - Velvet answers some of the panels questions.
00:36:15 - Conor cant dunk someones head under water. That would be like Baptism and hes against that. Christine is a serial killer.
00:37:06 - Betty lays out the facts and makes a great case for her reasoning!
00:38:20 - Nigel is onto something...
00:39:00 - Turns out Christine doesn't like to cuddle. Poor fish persons...
00:39:57 - Christine always wanted to fuck Abe Sapian. Too bad he likes to cuddle...
00:40:11 - TWO PUMP CHUMP! Betty Quirk dives in with the title of the week.
00:41:10 - Conor dives deep into Butter people.
00:41:40 - Velvet questions Conors rough penis. She may have gone off the rails..
00:42:18 - Velvets madness devolves the panel into yelling.
00:43:24 - Conor resorts to cannibalism
00:44:00 - The Nemesis question!
Who Would You Rather have as the Nemesis in your relationship.
Your old flame that never was
or your significant others mother
00:44:27 - Christine starts preaching. Boy does she have an opinion.
00:45:00 - Betty questions about the old Flame that never was.
00:45:19 - Christine's back!
00:45:36 - Velvet starts breaking down the Old flame and Christine is in her world of idealism.
00:46:31 - Nigel explains his pros to having the mother as a nemesis.
00:47:44 - Christine going at it again. Trying to trash an innocent person. Who may just be existing and causing turmoil in her relationship.
00:49:05 - Betty thinks the flame that never was would be easy to deal with. Christine comes back talking about loyalty.
00:50:03 - Christine doesnt care about her partners feelings (joking I am sure she does I am just a dick)
00:50:45 - Conor starts to reason out having the Mother as the nemesis.
00:51:49 - Betty has a plan to sort out this old flame issue. Relationship expert Velvet Valhalla lays out the pit falls of the 3 way.
00:53:00 - Who the hell is Ross?
00:53:10 - I have a theory that men are more likely to have old flames that never were as opposed to Women. Women seem to
00:53:50 - Nigel perfectly highlights the issue with the Old flame.
00:55:14 - Christine gives us her final thoughts.
00:55:55 - Panel is OVER! Drop the mics!!
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Music Credit: "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com